| 541. | The horse you get off is not the same as the horse you got on; it is your job as a rider to ensure that as often as possible the change is for the better.
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| 542. | You can lead a horse to water - but you can't make him jump in it.
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| 543. | Half the failures in life arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping.
- Julius and Augustus Hare
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| 544. | My horses understand me tolerably well; I converse with them at least four hours every day. They are strangers to bridle or saddle; they live in great amity with me, and friendship of each other.
- Johnathon Swift
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| 545. | Judge about a stallion during a grading session - "This horse would make a mighty fine gelding"
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| 546. | Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
- William Penn
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| 547. | Surgeons General Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
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| 548. | Sign outside a riding stable "We have big horses for big folks, small horses for small folks. Fast horses for folks who like to ride fast, slow horses for folks who like to ride slow. And for folks who have never ridden before we have horse who have never been ridden!"
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| 549. | A horse is the most honest creature in the world - if she's doing something wrong, it's probably because you told her to!
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| 550. | "Neigh"
- Anon
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